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Rope Demotivational Poster


DIFFERENCES -


TAGS: america europe usa whatever
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 27, 2011, 1:53 am
What I am referring to "we" and at what we are better will be my secret til doomsday! This is not politifake! ;)
the1stCOMMI3 - May 26, 2011, 6:06 pm
A map that finally portray5 my homeland'5 border accurately
Feasibly - May 26, 2011, 6:00 pm
Ditto, but I'm still wondering what they're better at. 5L
rerun - May 26, 2011, 5:57 pm

well, since I'm American and I live in Texas I gotta say the map looks accurate to me.
vexint - May 26, 2011, 3:33 pm
you forgot florida i can see that to :P
Airman - May 26, 2011, 12:17 pm
better at what?
MilDoc - May 26, 2011, 11:59 am
I just wanna go get a Sparta stamp in my passport! N1, For5eti!
440wakeup - May 26, 2011, 10:13 am
Why you hating on ITALY,
steph1 - May 26, 2011, 9:35 am
i sincerely hope by "we" you are referring to europe, right?


"GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!" - Yeah! That's a very wise thing to shout to your wife, isn't it?


TAGS: ***ism trope kitchen knives pwned
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2016, 6:31 pm
I actually know of a few men who are still off that belief. Needless to say I'm no longer their friend.
tellitlikeitis - October 15, 2011, 6:35 pm
Good one - picture and original text.


SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide day comic fish balloon secure rope heavy rock parallelism
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 5:49 pm
Simple and strong... love it! 5L
Fatt Matt - December 29, 2009, 5:41 pm
Good find on the pic. Short/sweet delivery. Well done, sir!


UNIBROW -


TAGS: unibrow middle eastern europe chick broad
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

ANON - April 11, 2009, 4:55 pm
Can I haz Unibrow sax?


SOAP-ON-A-ROPE - It'll keep your butt safe while in the County Jail.


TAGS: soap on a rope
Rating: 2.26/5

More motifakes by eightyduece

Warghl - June 24, 2009, 5:42 pm
Dat brown one looks like it's from the never ending stoorrry! OooooOoOoOOoOO!


Bravery -


TAGS: brexit eu europe britain montypython
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - June 26, 2016, 5:27 am
Thanks :))
CloudchaserS - June 26, 2016, 3:38 am
They did what the US did back in 1776. Separated themselves from unaccountable rulers in another country
EmilioDumphque - June 25, 2016, 9:24 pm
NICELY done!!
JesusWept - June 25, 2016, 5:41 pm
I'm joining Reality Lord's Monty Python scheme.


Living In Denial -


TAGS: america europe denial
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

EmilioDumphque - August 27, 2015, 5:26 pm
So, how can you tell that's not an American? I've seen hair that goofy over here.
JesusWept - August 26, 2015, 1:35 am
Thanks :)
GaryO - August 25, 2015, 9:55 pm
Gutsy. 5s for gutsy


PRIVATE PROPERTY - If you can read this, you are within range.




BASEBALL -


TAGS: european style crisis
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 1:29 am
Europe, a continent where the poor and the dispossessed ain't black. AND! They can organise equality in a riot. How long has it taken rioters to realise gas masks are available to both sides of the argument?
TheSanityInspector - December 14, 2011, 8:02 pm
Their "jobs" were nod-wink public sector makework. There wasn't even office space for all of those drones, enjoying a cafe society funded by the Germans. Now they're outraged because the good times came to an end, and with a bill. /better stop now...
Reality Lord - December 14, 2011, 12:32 am

meh...might help if they had jobs i guess.
tellitlikeitis - December 13, 2011, 10:04 pm
Sad times for sure.
TheSanityInspector - December 13, 2011, 9:16 pm
Too bad they've got no work ethic.
mariand - December 13, 2011, 3:25 am
yeah... greeks are tough people


EQUIPMENT CHECK -




DEVELOPING NATIONS -


TAGS: calendar europeans variety spice life
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

AllegedAccomplice - August 23, 2011, 11:59 am
Hey hey hey you forgot Eastern Europe is also the Bride Basket of the west.


WARNING - Rocket propelled wheelchair zone!


TAGS: rocket propelled wheelchair
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Vitek

agdaniele - December 11, 2009, 11:57 pm
Heh heh.... handicap people can go fast.


THE TRUTH: - Well-behaved women Seldom Make history.


TAGS: woman history good proper
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by PinkPomeranian

PinkPomeranian - January 31, 2012, 3:21 pm
@tellitikeitis, that's true, but just because a woman is honest and beautiful doesn't mean they behaved well.
PinkPomeranian - January 31, 2012, 3:19 pm
Haha, thanks.
Reality Lord - January 31, 2012, 7:43 am

YAY!!!! first poster off to a great start. keep it up pick...nice :)
tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:20 pm
True, but honest pure beauty is never forgotten...
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 8:48 pm
Haha thats SO true. & thanks! :D
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:21 pm
now the REAL truth : women seldom make history at all :) jes kidding with you, great p5ster


HOPE -


TAGS: hope sustain tightrope
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by gas

mariand - October 16, 2011, 2:36 pm
I like this
Reality Lord - October 15, 2011, 3:59 pm

nice


CONNECTIONS -




INVENTIONS -


TAGS: european american and russian inventions
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Renza - February 8, 2013, 6:49 am
isn't russia technically in asia and not europe?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:46 am
says the guy wit 0 posters made, and no avatar. make some jokes before you criticize others
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:28 pm
Europeans created invented the microscope. Russia is part of Europe. the1stCOMMI3 is an ignoramus.
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:30 pm
in5ightful


POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.


TAGS: cantona cool bloody football soccer popped collar europeans england english france french king
Rating: 3.31/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 24, 2008, 1:12 am
The term is more appropriately the modern 'yankees', or if you'd like, you can use the original term coined by Native Americans of what is now the northeastern United States, "ingis", which was their transliteration of the term "English". Grr!
FCB - August 23, 2008, 8:29 pm
wtf is soccer...?! f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l!!! yankis....


GREYBEARD MANTRA -


TAGS: girl graybeard legs grope
Rating: 4.74/5

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rudeboy308 - May 10, 2011, 4:12 pm
Like Fred Sanford said, I'll be a dirty old man till I'm a dead old man. Pleasures that take years off your life take those years off at the END.
Greeny - May 9, 2011, 9:13 pm
That5 right!


Domestic Tranquility -


TAGS: sheets community property bliss bed
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

lgvernon - March 4, 2015, 9:35 pm

You forgot the dog's section. At our house, it's the entire center section, with his and hers equal in size on opposite edges of the bed.


EMASCULATION -


TAGS: anybody seen my tail balance tightrope
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Cubbybear - August 1, 2010, 1:25 pm
Whip it good! LOL...5L
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 1:23 pm
LOL! Outrun the crack of that whip! 5L


JUST SAYIN... -


TAGS: it s the end of the world europe record winter snow ice age
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

tellitlikeitis - February 21, 2012, 9:20 pm
Cute.
GaryO - February 21, 2012, 9:18 pm
N-I-C-E
mariand - February 21, 2012, 9:13 am
lol...it isn't... we only have forgot how it is the winter


LIFE -




THE KINGS DINNER -


TAGS: tourism europe vacation king royalty
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:00 pm
Thank You. : )
CloudchaserS - December 15, 2012, 11:18 am
5L because I likely won't see more puns in one joke before I go to bed for the day


PARKING SKILLZ -


TAGS: even women would park properly
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by culos

Antarktikali - August 13, 2010, 9:28 am
YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG ...or maybe not
Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 5:39 pm

you mean you don't?


WELL, THAT CONFIRMS IT - LogicDude's back on the sauce


TAGS: go get some rope
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 7:09 pm
Why didn't Luke think of this?
rerun - December 18, 2009, 7:03 pm

He is his own walking padded room.
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 6:13 pm
Nah Sick, we just need to get a sh*t ton of bubble wrap and lay it out there and he will get distracted by that and when that happens the snipers can take em out
sickartist - December 18, 2009, 5:33 pm
Then we need to get off the streets if he's on the move


GETTIN TO KNOW THE RULES - Anonymus post, that's a paddlin' No spell check, that's a paddlin' Tunnel, oh you bet that's a paddlin'


TAGS: not using proper or clever tags thats a paddlin
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Capathy

LogicDude - November 18, 2009, 3:57 pm
I voted 5L, can I give out a paddlin'?
Capathy - November 18, 2009, 3:08 pm
*facepalm* I misspelled anonymous.. well, I reaps what I sows *bends over*
Capathy - November 18, 2009, 3:06 pm
Yep, still a little sore from my first motifake, but what doesn't kill us, might just turn us on. Or at least that's what my grandmother used to say.
GreyScorpion - November 18, 2009, 2:51 pm
Being a Timmy, that's a paddlin 5 lions
Sean - November 18, 2009, 2:47 pm
Perfectly done.
thatonechick - November 18, 2009, 2:34 pm
I love it! YAY!
MrRandom - November 18, 2009, 2:32 pm
Does anyone actually use the tags responsibly? 3 quarters of the site probably deserves a paddlin' otherwise.
Fatt Matt - November 18, 2009, 2:32 pm
This is great!! +5 paddlins
spacedog - November 18, 2009, 2:30 pm
Bwahahahaha!


THE QUESTION -




THIS POSTER IS EVERYWHERE - I wonder what idiot made the original


TAGS: europe idiot original south america
Rating: 2.71/5


AFRICA - Its South America dumbasses


TAGS: south america europe africa idots
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by John

Acirfa - June 9, 2008, 9:10 pm
Welcome to the party, John. I'm afraid almost everyone's gone home; all we have left are ham sandwiches and diet ginger ale.


LIFEGUARDS -




WORDS OF ADVICE - Son... ya want to get far in life? Learn proper sentence structure and the use of more than 3 words in each one


TAGS: advice life proper sentence words
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Rick69 - May 26, 2012, 6:41 pm
Anytime... At your service... In more ways than you could possibly think... ... ...
MissPriss - May 26, 2012, 1:03 am
Thanks Slick!
Rick69 - May 25, 2012, 6:22 pm
. . . Me appruves tihs . . . (Problem...?)


I MAY HAVE A LITTLE OCD... BUT - I hope you will notice my exact spelling, precise syntax and sterling use of proper grammar. Also, I have abstained from the use of slang.




NEIGHBORS - Wait till you see what the one to your south did to your wife who was parking her car on his lawn


TAGS: dog wife neighbor gun property
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:08 am
true, it doesn't flow like it should. I alo missed a joke on 'sh** and killed my dog' and 'sh** and missed my wife'. d***, Suzie, WAKE UP !
5butjam - January 24, 2012, 5:00 pm
I think you've just messed the wording up here, it's a good joke but it reads terribly.
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:00 pm
suzie, mods don't tell you quality over quantity?


JUST WATCH THE SOCCER FANS -




Waterfront Property -


TAGS: waterfront property own creek
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Ism

SLOHAND62 - May 30, 2013, 10:53 pm
LoL yes I've fallen in this creek a few times 5 frogs
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 9:53 pm
My summer home is further up the creek.
rerun - May 30, 2013, 9:06 pm

I rent there quite often
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:13 pm
I think you and I own the same waterfront property. 5 paddles for you.


Self Belief -




FOR SALE -




USA -


TAGS: usa europe texas
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mariand - June 7, 2013, 1:52 pm
It's not quite like that...but I speak only by myself :)
rerun - June 5, 2013, 8:26 pm

I am from Texas and I approve this message.


EUROPE -


TAGS: europe european union rope safety hanging
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by steph1

Bolverk37782 - May 28, 2011, 7:37 pm
Except for the MEP’s, who use it to tie closed the bags they have stuffed full of the cash they have claimed as expenses!!!:-P
the1stCOMMI3 - May 26, 2011, 6:00 pm
wierd fact: nearly 30 people each year try to commit suicide with bb guns
justme - May 26, 2011, 12:19 pm
actually america is number one in suicides... so i think that we in europe use it for a safety line ;)


NEW SPORTS - Tired of losing out to Hockey every year the Olympics are on... Tanya Harding has commissioned the new tag team figure skating event.




HOME -


TAGS: just got back from europe amman jordan home place
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

TheTrashHeap - September 17, 2010, 8:49 am
You had it easy hammy! you should have been here when I joined.
Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 7:11 am
Believe me deadluvva, i had to go through some really hurtfull **** before i was actually accepted to "enjoy this site" as moo calls it :)
Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 7:44 am
I don't think I've ever seen Las Vegas like that. :)
forseti - September 12, 2010, 9:35 am
Home is where the heart is! I like it, even it has nothing to do with a motiFAKE, has it?!? 5L ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 7:57 am
This is Just Hawamleh showing pride in his country....everyone should enjoy this site....even Hammy.
deadluvva - September 12, 2010, 7:54 am
I really do not know what to think about this one......


EUROPE - Apparently not recognizing the importance of a healthy breakfast.


TAGS: europe
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Rudedog



RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: proper training sets the stage
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - September 20, 2009, 12:37 am
Honeymoon in Detroit.
spacedog - September 19, 2009, 6:59 pm
Love it.


ANONYMOUS COWARDS - Posting Anti-American posters or comments while not using a handle anymore recognizable than some random letters. Because anyone would care enough to track you down, even if you used your real name. Wuss...


TAGS: politics republicans democrats europe europeans fail owned pwned liberals conservatives
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 11:48 am
Ed-Hyde FTW!!! 1L.
Jmac0585 - September 23, 2009, 5:30 pm
If you believe something enough to say it, your argument loses all credibility if you fail to own it. Say what you want, but either own it, or go away.
Reason - September 23, 2009, 5:05 pm
freedom of speach. an american virtue if i remember school right? so STFU.
Ed-Hyde - August 18, 2009, 11:26 am
Thus spaketh Jmac0585, champion of idiots around the world.
Anon - August 18, 2009, 11:04 am
b***hurt Amerifag is b***hurt. Everyone is posting anti(insert nation) in here. Your is not a special snowflake. Get over it.


CARPE DIEM -




USA USA USA - end of argument


TAGS: usa vs europe lol
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

AcidRain - July 24, 2012, 5:52 pm
gasp gasp...
Airman - July 24, 2012, 5:24 pm
roll tide
steve1961 - July 24, 2012, 12:08 am
Don't know about the rest but I like Alaska and the American Flag has stars in it and stars are always cool :)
Greeny - July 23, 2012, 11:46 pm
wow - thirteen swings all at once; pretty impressive
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:57 pm
that isn't to say the US hasn't made contributions anywhere - the categories chosen just weren't the best ones to choose.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:51 pm
right - back to work then. :)
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:51 pm
And the US has the gall to think it is qualified to tell others what to do. go USA go USA! LOL
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:49 pm
Americans are the most propagandized people of any nation. The American dream cannot become reality so long as Americans remain imprisoned by such delusions and fail to think.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:49 pm
People in real countries don't worry about paying for health care AND they live longer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2012, 9:48 pm
Dude, Don't hold back....Tell us how you really feel.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:47 pm
Politics? The US leads the world in incarceration (more than any police state), yet has more violent crime than any 1st world country by an wide margin. The NRA wants the criminally insane to have machine guns.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:47 pm
Sports? Fake WWE vs real boxing (European). Golf is Scottish too (ie European). Movies? Hollywood steals it plots from Shakespeare.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:47 pm
Cars? A German invention. Mercedes, Porsche, MG, Rolls Royce, Ferrari etc. The US is good for boats that wallow and guzzle gas vs European handling. 55mph (max 75) vs unlimited. The GT40 wasn't American - it was British.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:46 pm
Technology? The rocket, jet engine, atom bomb and computer were invented in Europe.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:46 pm
Art? Europe has more categories of art than the US has original artists. Food and drinks? Beer, bread, chocolate and cheese in the US are inedible compared to the European originals. American food is fast food which makes you fat.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:46 pm
History? Europe & world vs. US & Iraq. Visited moon vs. explored Earth. Europeans invented democracy. Americans still don't have one. Piss tests, union busting and kleenex workers vs. labour laws that protect workers.
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:43 pm
Science & Education? Europeans don't enslave themselves to pay for education while the US school system gets hyjacked by fundies as vile as the Taliban. Architecture? Gothic, Roman, Greek, Tudor, Baroque, Queen Anne etc etc?
mmm32 - July 23, 2012, 9:43 pm
Wow... Celebrities? British Royal weddings? The Governator was European Music? The British invasion? Punk. Without huge advertising budgets no-one would buy pop. Partying? Harsh drug laws mean prison for what Europeans take for granted.
AcidRain - May 7, 2012, 5:11 pm
Dying on just about every category... awesome.
lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 8:47 pm

I agree completely, except for Gerard Depardieu. Mymymymymy.....5Ls


TED KENNEDY - What is it going to take for someone to rip his license from him?


TAGS: politics republicans democrats europe europeans fail owned pwned liberals conservatives
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

knowitall - July 27, 2009, 5:09 pm
a brain tumor?


NO JERKS HERE - That's what the guns are for!


TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat america u s a europe sucks screw off
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Neal

HAHA - April 4, 2009, 8:15 pm
Good law biding folks here. They are protecting their families from the people who wont have there guns taken away by the goverment.
Agamemnon218 - September 26, 2008, 12:32 am
I demand equal time for people who own knives and stab people...
f - July 19, 2008, 11:47 pm
Hey, Trigger***k, you f***ing suck man
Andres - July 15, 2008, 2:59 pm
Because shooting away your problems is way more manly than resolving them, like the product of evolution you should be would.
Trigger Dick - June 2, 2008, 11:19 pm
Well until you hold a gun to a mans face, you will never know how much of a man it takes.
Mr tasty - May 28, 2008, 10:19 pm
yeah because, you know, it shows how much of a strong man you are to be able to squeeze a trigger!
GUN DICK! - May 26, 2008, 11:45 pm
If you don't own a gun... you're a p****!
Dream Police - May 18, 2008, 11:41 pm
Yeah, change "jerks" to "dorks" or "total nerds" and we're good to go.
Shtoink - May 14, 2008, 1:30 am
if owning a gun makes me a jerk... i guess im a jerk :D and PROUD of it
6x6 - May 13, 2008, 11:37 pm
An armed society is a polite society.


EXTREME OLYMPICS -




INTEREST - It's amazing how noone has lost it yet.




EUROPEANS - Good at insulting Americans, and nothing else.


TAGS: europeans
Rating: 2.05/5


EUROPE - Producing mass murderers since 1922


TAGS: europe world america war
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by motitard

Bashermo57 - April 30, 2009, 7:41 pm
Harsh but true, although not just Europe but any war driven male dominated empire society naturally has attack other lands and made slaves or killed many, then in return gets attacked, that's how many wars start.
xxx - January 6, 2009, 12:15 pm
yeah sure, and who was using weapons like atom bomb and then saying "whoops, thats a bad weapon very bad.... no other countries should have this weapons!"
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 4, 2008, 4:24 pm
I believe the original poster was meant to be sarcastic, the second one (first outer layer of tunnel) stupid, and the current layer wrong on purpose like so many of the 'geography' posters here.
fred - October 4, 2008, 2:36 pm
Hang about This picture was from when the yanks napalmed vietnam. Bit hypocritical to call us the murderers eh?
RnR - August 15, 2008, 12:20 pm
Pardon??? Do you mean the likes of Adolf and Stalin?


ASIA - Did you Mean: Europe?


TAGS: google europe asia john
Rating: 1.44/5

More motifakes by john

rick - October 2, 2008, 4:09 pm
The Great Google knows all.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 1:22 pm
Behold, the tunnel bait has been planted.


MISANTROPTIMIST -


TAGS: misanthrope optimist smite almighty hope
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 15, 2015, 11:39 am
Nice word combonation. 5L


Katrina, Ten Years After -


TAGS: katrina ten years after retropective
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

Greeny - August 31, 2015, 7:04 pm
LOL
Silverheart - August 31, 2015, 11:10 am

Grew up listening to them. SSSHHH is a d*** good album
concern3 - August 31, 2015, 8:17 am
Ten Years After named to honor Elvis, great effort a 5er
Reality Lord - August 31, 2015, 6:44 am

epic. i wonder how many folks will get this. no worries, those of us who did are going home.


That moment -


TAGS: you can t even breakfast properly
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 19, 2016, 10:35 pm
I take it that its forbidden food these days? I have an aunt that has the same problem. There are no words to describe the level of suffering. Sorry is inadequate... HUGS!!!!!
rerun - June 19, 2016, 9:58 am

I really miss coffee


AWWwww! -




High Wire -


TAGS: giraffe highwire tightrope animals acrobat
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - July 3, 2016, 2:49 pm
No need. Read your PMs ;)
Reality Lord - July 3, 2016, 12:18 pm

nice. i want to steal ALLLLLL your fonts
JesusWept - July 3, 2016, 8:53 am
Thanks!
mizzdizz - July 3, 2016, 8:45 am
chuckle, chuckle, Well timed, JW! I've got one I'm dealing with right now! Its fun to watch! ^!


Taking care of business -


TAGS: make fun of rerun rope duct ***e shovel priceless
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

JesusWept - December 14, 2015, 7:27 pm
Good work, Silver!
GaryO - December 14, 2015, 8:32 am
Nice set, sly


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